Monday, September 14, 2009

The Cover Letter I Want to Write

Strother Gaines
2345 Underemployed Road
Washington, DC 20009
(968)-273-5263

Dear Current Job Market,

You suck and I hate you.

If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me. I look forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely,
--Strother Gaines--